Craptain's Log
Terms of Use
These Terms of Use ("Terms") are an agreement between you and the operator of Craptain's Log ("we", "us" — contact: poop@craptains-log.com). By creating an account or using the Craptain's Log app, you agree to these Terms and to our Privacy Policy.
1. Eligibility
You must be at least 16 years old to use Craptain's Log.
2. Your account
You sign in with Google or Apple. You're responsible for activity on your account and for keeping access to your sign-in provider secure. One account per person, please.
3. What Craptain's Log is — and isn't
Craptain's Log is a personal wellness-tracking app, not a medical device and not medical advice. Streaks, statistics, recaps, and reports are for your own information and amusement. Nothing in the app diagnoses, treats, or prevents any condition. Never disregard or delay professional medical advice because of something you saw in the app. If something about your gut worries you, talk to a doctor.
4. Your content
Your logs, notes, sketches, and comments are yours. You grant us the limited license needed to store, display, and process them to run the service — including showing them to friends when your sharing settings allow it. We claim no other rights to your content. You can export it or delete it at any time (see the Privacy Policy).
5. Acceptable use
Keep it fun for everyone. You agree not to:
- harass or abuse other users, or post unlawful, hateful, or infringing content in comments, usernames, or profiles;
- access other users' data beyond what their sharing settings permit, or attempt to break, probe, or overload the service;
- use bots, scraping, or automated access; or impersonate anyone;
- exploit bugs to gain in-game currency or items (report them instead — we'll appreciate it).
6. Craptain's Club (subscription)
- Craptain's Club is an optional auto-renewing subscription purchased through the Apple App Store or Google Play. The price and renewal period are shown before you buy.
- Payment is charged to your App Store or Google Play account. The subscription renews automatically unless you cancel at least 24 hours before the end of the current period, in your device's store subscription settings (not in the app).
- Deleting your Craptain's Log account does not cancel the subscription — cancel it in the App Store or Google Play first.
- Refunds are handled by Apple or Google under their store policies. Statutory consumer rights, including EU withdrawal rights, are unaffected.
7. Virtual items
Doubloons, rations, items, and other in-game things are virtual, have no monetary value, cannot be redeemed for money, and are non-transferable. We may adjust game balance, items, or prices in doubloons as the game evolves. Virtual items are lost when your account is deleted.
8. Termination
You can stop using the app or delete your account at any time (Profile → Delete Account, or see account deletion). We may suspend or terminate accounts that violate these Terms, after warning where practical. Sections that by their nature should survive termination (3, 9, 10) survive it.
9. Disclaimers
The app is provided "as is" and "as available". We work hard to keep it up and your data safe, but we can't promise uninterrupted or error-free operation. To the maximum extent permitted by law, we disclaim all warranties, express or implied.
10. Limitation of liability
To the maximum extent permitted by law, our total liability for any claims relating to the app is limited to the amount you paid us in the twelve months before the claim. Nothing in these Terms excludes liability that cannot legally be excluded — including your statutory rights as a consumer, which remain fully intact.
11. Changes to these Terms
If we make material changes, we'll notify you in the app before they take effect. Continuing to use the app after that means you accept the updated Terms.
12. Governing law
These Terms are governed by the laws of the United States and the operator's state of residence. If you live in the EU/EEA or UK, you keep the protection of the mandatory consumer-law provisions of your country of residence, and you may bring proceedings there.